- Jon: Oh yeah, by all means, don't feel bad... calling me a dick in front of my son. Don't feel bad about that at all! You've obviously been given a very one-sided picture of me, and that's fine. But there are two sides to every story; on one side, you've got the jilted wife... who was scared and bailed out on her husband in his greatest time of need, and let strange men call her ex-husband a dick in front of her son! The other side of the story is that I'm an honorary black man who is way too proud and confident to worry about it.