Castle (TV Series)
Little Girl Lost (2009)
Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle
Quotes
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Will Sorenson : How about you, Castle? You've written, what... 20 bestsellers?
Richard Castle : [chuckles] Well, 26, but who's counting?
Will Sorenson : Why the sudden need to shadow a real detective?
Richard Castle : Well, the ones on TV seem oddly fixated on their sunglasses.
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Richard Castle : Nice guy. I can see how it wouldn't work, though.
Kate Beckett : Really?
Richard Castle : Sure
Kate Beckett : Huh.
Richard Castle : Handsome, square-jawed, by-the-book.
Kate Beckett : And that's a bad thing?
Richard Castle : Yeah, he's like the male you. Yin needs Yang, not another Yin. Yin-Yang is harmony. Yin-Yin is... a name for a panda.
Kate Beckett : Any more wisdom, Obi-Wan
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[surprised Beckett has seen the cover to his first Nikki Heat novel available only on his fan site]
Richard Castle : Oh, my God, you subscribed to my website? Wait a minute... are you CastleFreak1212? CastleLover45?
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[first lines]
Richard Castle : [bringing Beckett coffee] Morning. Grande skim latte, two pumps sugar-free vanilla and a bear claw.
Kate Beckett : How did you know...
Richard Castle : I'm a novelist. It's my job to notice things.
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[Castle and Beckett, in elevator at the police station, talk about FBI agent Will Sorenson]
Kate Beckett : Six months.
Richard Castle : [pause] Six months what?
Kate Beckett : We dated for six months.
Richard Castle : I didn't ask.
Kate Beckett : Yeah, I know. You were not asking very loudly.
Richard Castle : I know, I'm like a Jedi like that.
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[Castle and Will trying to one-up each other]
Will Sorenson : A couple dozen bestsellers doesn't make you a criminologist.
Richard Castle : I also don't need a weatherman to tell me that the sky is blue.
Kate Beckett : Oh, for God's sakes, why don't you both just drop your pants and get it over with?
Richard Castle : I'm game.
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[entering the precinct, he stumbles when he sees Ryan's colorful tie]
Richard Castle : Whoa! Sorry.
[panting]
Richard Castle : Sorry about that. Tie took me a little by surprise.
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Kate Beckett : Be careful, okay.
Richard Castle : Do I detect actual concern for my well-being?
Kate Beckett : Screw this up and I'll kill you.
Richard Castle : That's more like it.
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Kate Beckett : It's Sunday morning. Shouldn't you be slinking home from a scandalous liaison?
Richard Castle : Would you be jealous if I were?
Kate Beckett : In your dreams.
Richard Castle : Actually, in my dreams, you're never jealous. In my dreams, you just join...
[Beckett sticks her bear claw into his mouth to shut him up; he takes a bite and chews]
Richard Castle : Hmm. Mmm. So, Montgomery called and said "Come down right away," so it must be gruesome.
Kate Beckett : Try not to get so giddy every time we go to a crime scene, okay?
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Kate Beckett : Sir, what's going on?
Captain Roy Montgomery : Two-year-old girl, Angela Candela, reported missing by her parents about 8:00 this morning.
Kate Beckett : Where'd they find the body?
Captain Roy Montgomery : They haven't found her. She was abducted. Father was in the other room, painting.
Richard Castle : Kidnapped from her home?
Kate Beckett : I don't understand, sir. If this isn't a murder, why am I here?
Captain Roy Montgomery : The feds requested you to be on the task force.
Richard Castle : Feds?
Kate Beckett : FBI has jurisdiction over child abduction cases.
Richard Castle : Then why call me?
Captain Roy Montgomery : 'Cause I like pissing off the FBI. And because you think outside the box. That's something the Feebs rarely do.
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Alexis Castle : Hey.
Richard Castle : Hey. What are you doing up? Stressed about finals?
Alexis Castle : American Lit's today. I was having nightmares about Hester Prynne.
Richard Castle : Ah. The irony for you is *not* getting an "A" would cause you shame.
Alexis Castle : So why are you up?
Richard Castle : Looking for a white rabbit.
Alexis Castle : Lewis Carroll or The Matrix?
Richard Castle : I'm not sure yet.
Alexis Castle : What did Beckett tell you about taking phone photos of the crime scene?
Richard Castle : I don't know. I wasn't listening.
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Richard Castle : That's it for today. What say we celebrate by going out for a drink?
Kate Beckett : I can't. I got a date.
Richard Castle : A date? You date? Who?
Kate Beckett : That's why it's called a "private life." Because it's private. Unlike you, I don't live my life on "Page Six."
Richard Castle : Well, you're a mysterious woman, Detective Beckett.
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Will Sorenson : [referring to Castle] Really, Kate? We're going to waste time on the insights of Nancy Drew here?
Richard Castle : Is that supposed to be an insult? Becasue Nancy Drew solved every case.
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Richard Castle : Roger that. Five by five.
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[about the cover art to Castle's new Nikki Heat book]
Richard Castle : So, what did you think of your alter ego, Nikki? Pretty sweet, right?
Kate Beckett : Sweet? She's *naked*.
Richard Castle : She's not naked. She's holding a gun... Strategically.
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[as Castle starts to enter the Interrogation Room with Sorenson and Beckett]
Will Sorenson : No.
Kate Beckett : He'll be fine, Will.
Will Sorenson : Kate. I don't care how big a fan of his you are. He doesn't come in the room.
Richard Castle : Fine. That's fine.
[starts to leave then turns to Sorenson]
Richard Castle : Just for the record, though... how big a fan is she?
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Will Sorenson : I was right. You are jealous.
Richard Castle : Of what?
Will Sorenson : I hooked her.
Richard Castle : But you failed to reel her in.