Delocated (TV Series)

Bar Mitzvah (2009)

Jon Glaser: Jon

Quotes 

• Jon : I'm sorry. I guess today we should call it the Skalocaust.

• Seth : Hey, it's America's newest reality TV star!

  Jon : Hey, it's America's biggest asshole!

• Jon : I am having a good time! I am having a good time!

• Jon : I'm David's dad, my name is Jon. I just wanna make sure no-one out there thinks there was a bank SKA-bber running around! Oh c'mon! Bank ska-bber, bank robber, bank ska-bber. Robber, ska, ska-bber. Easily the most creative and less obvious ska pun of the night gets nothing, I see. Okay, I didn't even wanna do this in the first place. I wouldn't even be thinking of ska puns, wasting my time with it, if David hadn't decided to... disgrace God with a ska-themed bar mitzvah.

• Chris : You should get some air.

  Jon : What? Get some air? Get some SKA, hows that?

• Jon : Don't push me! You protect me!