True Blood (TV Series)

Keep This Party Going (2009)

Stephen Moyer: Bill Compton

Quotes 

• Eric Northman : The sheriff of Area 9 in Texas has gone missing. Have you heard about it?

  Bill Compton : I hadn't. But I know the vampire of whom you speak. His name is Godric. Correct?

  Eric Northman : Indeed. That goes without saying he needs to be found. Which is where Sookie comes in.

  Bill Compton : No!

  Eric Northman : She's yours and I'm asking your permission to take her with me to Dallas.

  Bill Compton : You you can do whatever you want with me but I am not putting her in this position anymore. I cannot and I will not allow you to bring her into these matters.

  Eric Northman : We made a deal, your human and I. That if I didn't kill anyone she would work for me as often as I like. You remember that don't you? You were there.

  Bill Compton : Taking her across state lines is a far cry from taking her to Fangtasia for the evening!

  Eric Northman : I'm only asking your permission out of respect. If I want her I can simply take her... Is no your final answer?

  Bill Compton : It is.

  Eric Northman : Poorly played, Bill.

• Sookie Stackhouse : Another first.

  Bill Compton : How do you mean?

  Sookie Stackhouse : We've never had 'make up' sex before.

  Bill Compton : How does it compare to 'you thought I was dead' sex?

  Sookie Stackhouse : That was pretty great too, but I wouldn't want to go through that again. I hated feeling like I'd lost you.

  Bill Compton : Yet, you like fightin' me.

  Sookie Stackhouse : I don't like too. I just...

  Bill Compton : Let's not get too used to it then. We don't want to be one of 'those' couples.

  Sookie Stackhouse : You're right... holy f. I am so embarrassed, I could die.

  Bill Compton : What is it?

  Sookie Stackhouse : Jessica. I completely forgot she was here. Do you think she heard us?

  Bill Compton : No! If she had, she'd had no compunction about letting us know it.

  Sookie Stackhouse : You know you might wanna try going a little easier on her. It's hard enough being a teenager without...

  Bill Compton : She is a vampire, Sookie!

  Sookie Stackhouse : So are you. Yet parts of your former self are still in there. I wouldn't be with you if they weren't.

  Bill Compton : Yes... I've had to work extremely hard at finding my way back to my humanity. When a vampire is as new as Jessica is, she has no humanity. She is in the grips of an overwhelming transformations, there will be times when she cannot control even a single impulse... and believe me she 'has' many.

  Sookie Stackhouse : How is that any different from being a teenage girl? No humanity, check. In the grips of overwhelming transformations, check. Cannot control impulses, check. Alright, uh... how is that different?

  Bill Compton : Alright. So what do you suggest I do? Just spoil the girl? Give into her every whim and desire? After all that is what every teenage girl wants, isn't it?

  Sookie Stackhouse : You don't have to be sarcastic with me, Bill Compton. And should you at least think about what I'm sayin', if no other reason that what you're doing right now isn't working out so hot.

  Bill Compton : Hmmm.

  Sookie Stackhouse : How ironic. We promised each other we weren't gonna fight anymore, yet here we are.

  Bill Compton : This isn't a fight.

  Sookie Stackhouse : ...Yes it is.

  Bill Compton : Well then. Prepare to be made up to.

• Sookie Stackhouse : [after he breaks down the door]  Bill!

  Bill Compton : Jessica let him go!

  Jessica Hamby : But?

  Bill Compton : As your maker I command you!

  Sookie Stackhouse : Thank god you're here.

  Bill Compton : Shut up!

• Sookie Stackhouse : I'm sorry!

  Bill Compton : Get the hell outta here!

  Sookie Stackhouse : Bill?

  Bill Compton : [pushing her out the front door]  Now, so I can clean up your mess!

  Sookie Stackhouse : [about Jessica's parents]  Please don't kill them!

  Bill Compton : This is all your fault! Now get the hell out of here!