Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back to Earth (Part Two) (2009)

Craig Charles: Lister

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• Dave Lister : What are these things?

  Kryten : They're Digital Versatile Discs, sir. DVDs for short. They were very popular in the early part of the 21st century before they died out and were replaced with what we use now.

  Dave Lister : Oh, you mean videos?

  Kryten : Precisely. Back then no one knew that the human race were utterly incapable of putting the DVDs back in their cases. Case in point: over 2 trillion went missing in just over 20 years. Videos are just too big to lose.

• Girl on the Bus : [She and her brother kneel in the seats in front of Lister. Her brother gives Lister the "Rimmer Salute"]  . You're Dave Lister, aren't you?

  Dave Lister : Yeah. How'd you know that?

  Girl on the Bus : We watch you with dad on Dave.

  Dave Lister : [Confused]  Dave?

  Boy on the Bus : The TV channel. What's it like having a whole TV channel named after you?

  Dave Lister : [Amused, but still confused]  A TV channel?

  Girl on the Bus : You're pretty cool.

  Dave Lister : Cool?

  Boy on the Bus : You don't take any smeg, that's cool.

  Girl on the Bus : And even though you're disgusting, sometimes you're quite brave.