Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Beefcake (2009)

Adam Baldwin: John Casey

Quotes 

• John Casey : Don't be a hero on this one, Bartowski. Leave it to the pros!

  Chuck Bartowski : Excuse me, I *am* a pro! My job is a certified Computer and Electronics Technician.

  Cole Parker : Great cover.

  John Casey : It's not a cover. It's his life.

• John Casey : General, we have a situation. I need surveillance from a NASA satellite.

  General Diane Beckman : What's going on, Agent Casey?

  John Casey : FULCRUM'S captured the asset. I suspect he's being tortured.

  General Diane Beckman : Dear God, he'll never last.

• Chuck Bartowski : [to Sarah, as she's cutting up some bananas]  Look, it's not you, it's me.

  John Casey : [Casey enters]  Probably not the best idea to give the "It's not you, it's me" speech to a trained assassin wielding a knife.

  Chuck Bartowski : I was warming up into a more original territory, all right? Can you give us a moment, Casey?

• Chuck Bartowski : I think we should break up.

  Sarah Walker : Is that what you really want?

  Chuck Bartowski : Yes, it is.

  John Casey : Great! The most annoying romance in my life is finally over. Downstairs now. Come on!

• Chuck Bartowski : Maybe there's a - maybe there's a better way to do this. You know, throw a sack over his head, drag him outside. Come on Casey, you're always - you're always up for a good mugging.

  John Casey : Can't risk his contact seeing us. What's the matter, Bartowski, afraid of a little competition?

• John Casey : Our turn now. We get to find out everything *you* know about FULCRUM!

  Alexis : No, you won't.

  John Casey : Trust me babe, everyone talks.

  Alexis : I know.

  [Alexis injects herself with the ricin] 

  John Casey : NO!

  Alexis : Fulcrum wins.