- Ron Swanson: I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toed boot. But this hotel always serves bacon-wrapped shrimp. That's my number-one favorite food wrapped around my number-three favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.
- Leslie Knope: Then, I think what we want to do at that point is start getting the energy up.
- Tom Haverford: Yeah. How about this: Marlene Griggs-Knope is definitely not a whore.
- Leslie Knope: No.
- Tom Haverford: Marlene Griggs-Knope has not five, but seven Asian friends. Marlene Griggs-Knope has never solicited a male prostitute. Marlene Griggs-Knope has said the N-word only four times in her entire life.
- Leslie Knope: No. No!
- Tom Haverford: She said it more than that?