Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back to Earth (Part One) (2009)

Craig Charles: Lister

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Quotes 

• [Lister reveals he is eating tomatoes to save water] 

  Rimmer : How does eating tomatoes save water?

  Lister : It's coming!

  [Sneezes through a sieve onto his trousers] 

  Lister : Don't suppose you want any iorning doing, do you?

• [Rimmer realises Lister is winding him up] 

  Rimmer : Was it really worth it, Listy? Hours and hours and hours of planning for 8 seconds of pleasure?

  Lister : Sounds like the last time you had sex!

  Rimmer : Lister

  [picks up his text book] 

  Rimmer : you need to get a life!

• Lister : This thingy whatever it is - it's messing with the supply thingy pipe stuff thing, isn't it?

  Rimmer : Please, we're laymen - spare us the plumbing jargon!

• Cat : Don't look at me, I ain't going! I'm still in trauma! Look at my suit! It may not pull through!

  Lister : Find another suit - you're going!

  Cat : Hey, I'm a cat! Nobody bosses Mr C around! You got that, monkey boy? Or should I explain that one more time for your small monkey brain?

  Lister : How would you like it if I flushed the entire ship's supply of tuna out of an airlock?

  Lister : When are we going?

• Rimmer : [Indicating Katerina]  I hate her!

  Lister : I like her. I like her a lot!

• Lister : [On the dimension cutter]  I'll probably end up with your head, or someone else's legs!