- Hugo Horton: Geraldine and her husband Harry have gone on a last-minute, pre-lockdown pilgrimage to Cadbury World.
- Geraldine Granger: Well, Hugo. Great joy to have you in my bubble, and I've got a cracking joke for you.
- Hugo Horton: Oh hurrah, because I-I love jokes. I absolutely love them, I literally can't wait.
- Geraldine Granger: Well, you don't have to, because here it comes! It's short and very sweet, a little bit like me! So, Jesus said unto His disciples "Come forth, and thou shalt receive Eternal Life." But Thomas came fifth, so he got a toaster.
- [laughs with her head in her arms]
- Hugo Horton: [Pitying] Oh. That was a... that's sad, isn't it?
- [Geraldine's laughter fades]
- Geraldine Granger: What?
- Hugo Horton: Well, he came so close, b-but he came fifth a-and got a toaster. W-which normally would be amazing but compared to Eternal Life... well, I don't know, that's tough. I think they should have made the prizes more equal.
- Geraldine Granger: No, concentrate. It's wordplay, isn't it? 'Come forth', do you see? Come *forth*.
- Hugo Horton: Well, I wonder who did come fourth. Do you think Thomas could appeal, maybe get an upgrade?
- Geraldine Granger: [Shakes her head] I give up. It's happening again!
- Hugo Horton: It's alright for you, but for Thomas it's the difference between e-eternity in Heaven and eternity in Hell. With the mild compensation of a couple of toasted crumpets. No no, he should definitely go through the complaints procedure...
- Geraldine Granger: [sings] Dear Lord and Father of Mankind...
- [Hugo joins in]
- Geraldine Granger, Hugo Horton: [singing] ... Forgive our foolish ways.
- Hugo Horton: But you were going to tell me a joke. That'd be a nice end to the day.
- Geraldine Granger: Yeah, OK. Another one.
- [Hugo smiles broadly]
- Geraldine Granger: Now, I don't think I've told you this before, but back home I've got a stepladder, because my real ladder left home when I was very young, so... now I've got a stepladder.
- Hugo Horton: [Sadly] Oh! Oh, that's a terrible story. I-I didn't know, I'm so sorry. Waking up one morning and finding your ladder gone... did it leave a note? What if your stepladder turned out to be a wicked stepladder? Oh no...
- Geraldine Granger: No no no no no no no. Not having this. Go on, off you go. Goodbye. This bubble is burst.
- [Mimes popping a bubble with a pin]