- Vern Loomis: What about your mom? I want her to like me.
- Dee Fillcot: Honey. She's going to be your mother-in-law. She will never like you.
- Rita Castillo: I am very angry with you right now.
- Scooter Polarsky: Well, then maybe I should lay low for a while. You know, some folks might consider me a motive.
- Rita Castillo: Are you dumping me?
- Scooter Polarsky: I'm just saying no more visits in jail. It makes you look guilty. And... maybe me, too.
- Alma Fillcot: Rita was my disease. She was a tumor, causing me no end of pain, agony. So I had her removed.
- Bertram Fillcot: Your friend is in jail. It's our fault. Why aren't you upset?
- Alma Fillcot: Well, I am. Haven't you ever heard of putting on a brave face?