- Teresa Lisbon: How many times have I told you - no hypnotism? It's illegal, and it's unethical. And you cannot keep doing it!
- Patrick Jane: Calm yourself, woman. It's no big thing.
- Teresa Lisbon: Oh, really? This man's lawyer is right this minute coming down the hallway wearing a mean face. Something tells me he'll argue that point with you. Let's go!
- Grace Van Pelt: Boss?
- Teresa Lisbon: Hmm?
- Grace Van Pelt: I've been here nearly six months now. Almost half a year.
- Teresa Lisbon: What do you want? Half a cake?
- Wayne Rigsby: Not bad. Your delivery was a bit wooden.
- Kimball Cho: Wooden? Me? Yeah, and you're Marlon Brando.
- Patrick Jane: Now that it's done, does it feel better?
- Heather Prentiss: [Shaking head] It doesn't change a thing.
- Patrick Jane: You're really good at make believe.
- Oscar Marquesa: Yes I am.
- Patrick Jane: A master like you, when you want to see your mother, you can make believe she's here. Talk to her, whatever you like. I do it all the time.
- Oscar Marquesa: You talk to my mom?
- Patrick Jane: No. To my wife.
- Patrick Jane: Another minute and I'd have missed them. I do hate it when people say thank you.
- Wayne Rigsby: Why?
- Teresa Lisbon: He likes to play the Lone Ranger.
- [Fifties girly voice]
- Teresa Lisbon: Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him.
- Patrick Jane: Exactly.
- Wayne Rigsby: What do you think about older women?
- Kimball Cho: Where's that coming from? I don't think about older women. My mother's an older woman.
- Wayne Rigsby: Not old old, but you know... older. Older than you.
- Kimball Cho: Why are you asking? You trying to set me up with someone?
- Wayne Rigsby: Turns out, you look up the available scientific evidence on the Internet, you get less hang ups, like themselves way more than younger women, and stay at the sexual peak. That's what the researchers are saying.
- Wayne Rigsby: What the hell happened to you at that country club?
- Wayne Rigsby: We'd like to start by talking to members of the Women's Committee.
- Heather Prentiss: Sure.
- [Gets ready to speak into the microphone]
- Wayne Rigsby: Uh, perhaps we'd uh, gather them more discreetly.
- Heather Prentiss: Everyone here will know in minutes anyhow.
- [Speaking into the microphone]
- Heather Prentiss: Jackie, Patience, Mandy, the Police are here. They want to talk us about Scarlett's murder. Come to the Rose Courtyard. And everybody, silent auction closes shortly. So get those bids in, folks.
- [to Rigsby and Jane]
- Heather Prentiss: I'll show you the way.
- Kimball Cho: What's in the sandwich?
- Wayne Rigsby: It's a Panini if you don't mind... It's uh, ham and cheese.
- [Takes a bite]
- Kimball Cho: And who knows what else.
- [Rigsby spits it out]
- Victor Castillo: The make believe was a bit unorthodox, unpleasant, but - I'm sure you all know what you're doing.
- Teresa Lisbon: Most of the time.
- Wayne Rigsby: Were you aware that Scarlett Marquesa was selling illegal prescription drugs in Villa Marsante Estates?
- Patience Broadbent: Who didn't know... well except for you all.
- Wayne Rigsby: No detectable prints on the knife.
- Teresa Lisbon: Surveillance tapes?
- Kimball Cho: Spa didn't believe in them. Something about disturbing the "chi".
- Patience Broadbent: If you have something to say, say it. Speak your mind, bitch!
- Jackie Shaper: Oh, okay. You want it all out there. He asked about enemies, and that's what you were. She hated Scarlett because she wanted Chair. And Scarlett whipped her butt in election. Schooled her. Right, Mandy?
- Mandy Riljek: Oh, I'm not getting into this.
- Wardell 'Digger' Suggs: Hey, easy there. That's antique Mexican Silver.
- Teresa Lisbon: Maybe next time you'll think before trying to outrun an officer of the law.
- [Holding up a bag]
- Teresa Lisbon: I'm assuming this isn't candy. Why were you meeting Scarlett Marquesa?
- Wardell 'Digger' Suggs: So we could exchange beauty secrets.
- Kimball Cho: [as Rigsby is looking at some lipstick] If you're thinking of trying that on, don't! Not your shade.
- Patrick Jane: What's the general opinion; who did this?
- Mandy Riljek: My guess, Victor.
- Wayne Rigsby: What makes you think that?
- Mandy Riljek: Nothing, really. Victor's a nice guy, but that's who kills women, isn't it? - Their husbands, 90 percent of the time.
- Wayne Rigsby: Seventy percent.
- Wayne Rigsby: Someone here knows the truth.
- Patrick Jane: Oh? And how so?
- Wayne Rigsby: Poison and a message in lipstick says this murder was done by a woman. And women have no secrets from other women.
- Patrick Jane: Well, unless it was a cunning man posing as a woman.
- Patrick Jane: You hate to lose, don't you?
- Patience Broadbent: Yes, unlike all those many people that love it.
- [Sarcasm very evident]