The Mentalist (TV Series)

Scarlett Fever (2009)

Owain Yeoman: Wayne Rigsby

Quotes 

• Wayne Rigsby : Not bad. Your delivery was a bit wooden.

  Kimball Cho : Wooden? Me? Yeah, and you're Marlon Brando.

• Patrick Jane : Another minute and I'd have missed them. I do hate it when people say thank you.

  Wayne Rigsby : Why?

  Teresa Lisbon : He likes to play the Lone Ranger.

  [Fifties girly voice] 

  Teresa Lisbon : Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him.

  Patrick Jane : Exactly.

• Wayne Rigsby : What do you think about older women?

  Kimball Cho : Where's that coming from? I don't think about older women. My mother's an older woman.

  Wayne Rigsby : Not old old, but you know... older. Older than you.

  Kimball Cho : Why are you asking? You trying to set me up with someone?

  Wayne Rigsby : Turns out, you look up the available scientific evidence on the Internet, you get less hang ups, like themselves way more than younger women, and stay at the sexual peak. That's what the researchers are saying.

  Wayne Rigsby : What the hell happened to you at that country club?

• Wayne Rigsby : We'd like to start by talking to members of the Women's Committee.

  Heather Prentiss : Sure.

  [Gets ready to speak into the microphone] 

  Wayne Rigsby : Uh, perhaps we'd uh, gather them more discreetly.

  Heather Prentiss : Everyone here will know in minutes anyhow.

  [Speaking into the microphone] 

  Heather Prentiss : Jackie, Patience, Mandy, the Police are here. They want to talk us about Scarlett's murder. Come to the Rose Courtyard. And everybody, silent auction closes shortly. So get those bids in, folks.

  [to Rigsby and Jane] 

  Heather Prentiss : I'll show you the way.

• Kimball Cho : What's in the sandwich?

  Wayne Rigsby : It's a Panini if you don't mind... It's uh, ham and cheese.

  [Takes a bite] 

  Kimball Cho : And who knows what else.

  [Rigsby spits it out] 

• Wayne Rigsby : Were you aware that Scarlett Marquesa was selling illegal prescription drugs in Villa Marsante Estates?

  Patience Broadbent : Who didn't know... well except for you all.

• Wayne Rigsby : No detectable prints on the knife.

  Teresa Lisbon : Surveillance tapes?

  Kimball Cho : Spa didn't believe in them. Something about disturbing the "chi".

• Patrick Jane : What's the general opinion; who did this?

  Mandy Riljek : My guess, Victor.

  Wayne Rigsby : What makes you think that?

  Mandy Riljek : Nothing, really. Victor's a nice guy, but that's who kills women, isn't it? - Their husbands, 90 percent of the time.

  Wayne Rigsby : Seventy percent.

• Wayne Rigsby : Someone here knows the truth.

  Patrick Jane : Oh? And how so?

  Wayne Rigsby : Poison and a message in lipstick says this murder was done by a woman. And women have no secrets from other women.

  Patrick Jane : Well, unless it was a cunning man posing as a woman.