Dollhouse (TV Series)

Briar Rose (2009)

Alan Tudyk: Stephen Kepler, Alpha

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• Stephen Kepler : Earth gets one day, alright, the other 364 we're-we're-we're cranking the AC in our Hummer and then one day a year, ooh we separate the plastic. You know what I think? I think that once we die out, a couple hundred years, Earth is gonna have a people day, you know, to remember us. One day a year she is gonna laugh and laugh and shake our bones.

• Paul Ballard : Come on.

  Stephen Kepler : What? Just because we can move forward, we must? You know, this is the same expansionist thinking that led to the Trail of Tears, man!

  Paul Ballard : Carrots!

• Stephen Kepler : They told me this was gonna be the new Eden.

  Paul Ballard : Eden wasn't a prison.

  Stephen Kepler : What, are you kidding? The apples were monitored!

• Paul Ballard : I told you. You're not in trouble.

  Stephen Kepler : Oh, you are naive. They will kill me. And you. And kill me again. Please, I shouldn't have said anything.

• Stephen Kepler : [Trying to hide his marijuana]  Carrots! Medicinal carrots! Personal-use medicinal carrots that were here when I moved in and I'm holding it for a friend!

• Stephen Kepler : You know, I care about my carbon footprint, but most people out there are making carbon snow angels!

• Stephen Kepler : This is like one of those buddy cop movies where you're the hard-nosed FBI agent and I'm the guy who hates buddy cop movies!

• Paul Ballard : How far down it is?

  Stephen Kepler : Ten stories. It's the best way in. I'm sorry, man. That's just how it is.

  Paul Ballard : Let's go.

  Stephen Kepler : No! No way! You'd go down there?

  Paul Ballard : You showed me this thinking I'd give up?

  Stephen Kepler : I was nurturing a tender, throbbing hope that you'd give up, yes!

  Paul Ballard : Well, I'm not! Show me the real way in!

  Stephen Kepler : No, that is the real way in. I just thought that you'd give up!