- Jemaine: You booked us a gig as a Simon and Garfunkel tribute act?
- Murray Hewitt: [sighs] You're onto it.
- Jemaine: You're trying to disguise it?
- Murray Hewitt: I tried to disguise it as a gift. Okay? I'll admit it.
- Bret: Murray, we don't sing other people's songs.
- Murray Hewitt: Oh, I know, Bret. But here's the thing. I listened to some of their songs, and they're actually better than your songs.