Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

Prime Minister (2009)

Bret McKenzie: Bret

Quotes 

• Jemaine : You booked us a gig as a Simon and Garfunkel tribute act?

  Murray Hewitt : [sighs]  You're onto it.

  Jemaine : You're trying to disguise it?

  Murray Hewitt : I tried to disguise it as a gift. Okay? I'll admit it.

  Bret : Murray, we don't sing other people's songs.

  Murray Hewitt : Oh, I know, Bret. But here's the thing. I listened to some of their songs, and they're actually better than your songs.

• Bret : Well, is there a New Zealand government gun?

  Murray Hewitt : Yeah, but the army's got that.

• [Jemaine comes home to find Bret in African dress, making music with a group of black men Jemaine had never met before in his life] 

  Jemaine : Bret, are you rehearsing Paul Simon's solo stuff?

  [pause] 

  Bret : No.