Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Bomb Threats (2009)
Paul Ben-Victor: Coach Thurman
Quotes
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Coach Thurman : [to Chris] You got a way with words which would be a good thing if this was you-got-a-way-with-word-ology!
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Coach Thurman : [to Chris] Do you know William Henry Harrison?
Chris : Yeah, wasn't he that guy who cleaned up that woman in "My Fair Lady"?
Coach Thurman : No, that was Rex Harrison.
Chris : Oh.
Coach Thurman : William Henry Harrison was the ninth President of the United States and he gave the longest inaugural address in history. And guess what?
Chris : What?
Coach Thurman : Since you like to talk so much, you are gonna memorize that speech!
Chris : But I have to study for finals.
Coach Thurman : Not if you don't get that speech memorized because if you don't, you're gonna get suspended! And then you won't be here to take final exams! You got a mama joke for that?
Narrator : If I tell it, I'll get suspended right now.
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Coach Thurman : Chris, did you learn the speech?
Chris : No. Yeah.
Coach Thurman : No! Good. Now take a seat. And don't ever talk in my class again.
Narrator : Huh?
Chris : Huh? You don't want me to recite it?
Coach Thurman : Recite it? Did I say you had to recite it? No! I said for you to memorize it! Maybe if you spent more time listening and less time talking, you might have heard me correctly.
Chris : But I worked my butt off learning this speech.
Narrator : What are you doing, fool? Sit down!
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Coach Thurman : You know, it's interesting, isn't it? Sometimes to get people to do things, we have to threaten to do something, we really have no intention of doing.
Narrator : Later on, North Korea would follow the same advice and get billions of dollars in foreign aid.