- Madame Ching: I don't understand half the words you say.
- Dan Lewis: You're not the first to say that.
- Yasmin Khan: My Nani says... courage is knowing something will hurt and doing it anyway. Mind you, she also said it's the definition of stupidity.
- The Doctor: I mean, that's the problem with history, never anything like the books. Same as Stephen King movies
- The Doctor: I'm gonna find out what he's up, and then I'll dazzle you with a beautiful bit of improvisation.
- Yasmin Khan: You mean there's no plan.
- The Doctor: Early days.
- The Doctor: You really pimped his ride. Do people still say that?
- Yasmin Khan: It's 1807.
- The Doctor: I'm ahead of the curve.
- The Doctor: Tell me you're impressed.
- Yasmin Khan: You're like a kid sometimes.
- The Doctor: Thanks! What, only sometimes.