- Phil Myman: Linda, you can't hurt a baby!
- Lem Hewitt: Well, you can _hurt_ them. They're not indestructible.
- Phil Myman: I meant it's morally indefensible.
- Lem Hewitt: Well, what if the baby killed a man?
- Phil Myman: You and your moral puzzles. I just love 'em.
- Linda Zwordling: The Jewish people have had such a tumultuous history, and yet they were still able to give us this: the everything bagel. It's all you'd ever want in one bagel. I love it - and the chosen people who created it.