Castle (TV Series)

Home Is Where the Heart Stops (2009)

Jon Huertas: Javier Esposito

Quotes 

• [Working security at the charity event] 

  Javier Esposito : Man, these guys look guilty of *tax* evasion, not home invasion.

  Kevin Ryan : Yeah, well, appearances can be deceiving.

  [both turn to see Castle and a dressed up Beckett coming down the red carpet] 

  Kevin Ryan : [to Beckett]  Nice dress.

  Javier Esposito : Yeah, what there is of it.

  Kate Beckett : I'd let you borrow it, Esposito, but you stretched out the last one.

• Kevin Ryan : Why do you writers always call them perps?

  Richard Castle : Isn't that what you call 'em?

  Kevin Ryan : Ah, we got a whole lot of names for 'em. Pipe-head, pisshead, ork, creep.

  Javier Esposito : Crook, knucklehead, chucklehead.

  Kevin Ryan : Chud, turd.

  Javier Esposito : Destro, skell.

  Kevin Ryan : Skeksi, slicko, slick.

  Javier Esposito : Mope.

  Kevin Ryan : Sleestak.

  Richard Castle : [scribbling in his notepad while chuckling]  Slow down, slow down.

  Kate Beckett : Suspects. We call them suspects.

  Captain Roy Montgomery : I'm old school. I like dirtbag.

  Richard Castle : Classic.

• [Ryan sneezes] 

  Richard Castle , Kate Beckett : Bless you.

  Richard Castle : Jinx!

  Kate Beckett : What's wrong with him?

  Javier Esposito : Goose down. He's allergic.

  Richard Castle : I'm sorry. Under the time-honored rules of jinx, you're not allowed to speak until I release you.

  [Ryan sneezes again] 

  Richard Castle , Kate Beckett : Bless you.

  Kate Beckett : Reverse double-jinx.

  Richard Castle : I, just, I...

  Kate Beckett : Uh-uh. Castle, mouth shut until I release you.