Red Rocket (2021)

Simon Rex: Mikey

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• Lexi : Let's give it a couple of days, and see how it goes.

  Mikey : Yeah. Whatever you're comfortable with. I don't want to make you uncomfortable. I'm here to help. And, look, before long, it'll be like we're still married.

  Lexi : We are still married.

• Mikey : What did the donuts do on their first date?

  Strawberry : I don't know.

  Mikey : They glazed into each other's eyes.

  Strawberry : That's so stupid. But I can't believe I haven't heard that one.

  Mikey : Well, I wrote it. You couldn't have heard. I kind of write donut jokes on the side. It's one of my many talents.

• Lil : Mikey, all seriousness. I appreciate you taking care of bills. That way it keeps Lexi from being on the Craigslist. Do you understand what I'm saying?

  Mikey : I understand, yeah.

  Lil : So I need to know, are you in or out? If you're in, I welcome you here. If you're out, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

  Mikey : No, no. I'm in. I'm in.

  Lil : Okay fine.

  Mikey : I'm paying the fucking rent.

  Lil : So tell me please, this is about my baby. I don't want her getting hurt anymore. I don't want her doing clients anymore. It's too dangerous. I never know when she's coming home. So it's up to you.

  Mikey : I'm in, okay? I'm in.

• June : So I heard you do porn or something?

  Mikey : [holds up hand]  Five AVNs.

  June : What, that's an STD?

  Mikey : No, no, no. It's the adult film awards. It's like the Academy Awards for what I do.

• Lexi : Now get the fuck out, you suitcase pimp.

  Mikey : What did you say?

  Lexi : You heard me. Suitcase pimp.

  Mikey : Say that shit again.

  Lexi : [with emphasis]  Homeless suitcase pimp.

• Lonnie : [referring to Strawberry]  How do you know she's going to be down for this, man?

  Mikey : Oh, she's down. Trust me. She's down. Plus, she sucks on my fingers while I'm fucking her, bro.

  Lonnie : Oh yeah? That's cool.

  Mikey : Yeah. That's cool. You know what that means?

  Lonnie : She likes fingers?

• Ms. Phan : There's no fighting in my parking lot.

  Mikey : [referring to Nash]  He flat out sucker-punched me! I would have hundred percent out-cardio'ed that guy. Fuck. Sorry for swearing.

• Leondria : You're persona non grata. Do you know what that means, Mr. Hollywood?

  Mikey : Yeah. Yes. I know what that means. But why?

  Leondria : I'm looking out for Lil, and that's all you need to know.

  Mikey : Goddamn sabotage.

• Mikey : For like three nights I slept on a fucking street. I slept in an alleyway. I used my shoes as a goddamn pillow. It's fucking bullshit. My neck was so sore. I got beat up. That's how this, all this happened, two homeless fuckers beat the shit out of me. They took everything, except my phone and my wallet. And the only reason they didn't get that is the cops showed up and arrested my ass.

  Lil : Why did you get arrested?

  Lexi : I have a feeling there's a whole lot more to this story.

  Lil : I'm sure there is.

• Strawberry : Technically, that was our first date, so... you just brought me to a strip joint for our first date. Real classy.

  Mikey : Ooh, snap! Mmm... well, I guess we got to do it again. You want to go to the pier Friday night?

  Strawberry : Beats liver and onions at Luby's.

  Mikey : I love Luby's.

  [Strawberry laughs]