- Karen: I guess for dinner, the three of you will be having some nice, yummy, delicious servings of ass-kissing. Because guess what. I don't beg.
- Felicia: This is no joke. This is not some old wives tale. This is a motherfucking cult! They start by draining the virgin's blood.
- Karen: Aunt Felicia, Lily's not a virgin.
- Uncle Melvin: Exactly.
- Felicia: Well then a lesbian, which is good enough for the family.