The Boondocks (TV Series)
The Uncle Ruckus Reality Show (2008)
Gary Anthony Williams: Uncle Ruckus
Quotes
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Uncle Ruckus : Oh no. Th-this-this can't be. It says I'm 102% African with a 2% margin of error.
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Uncle Ruckus : [Depressed over his test results revealing he has African blood] Well I'm black now, the very foist thing I did was quit all my jobs, I'm probably going to have to start selling crack, or rapping, or rapping about selling crack.
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Uncle Ruckus : A white doctor is 99.9% reliable. Black doctor is an oxymoron, unless it's a witch doctor.
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Uncle Ruckus : This looks like a damn astronaut shoe. I'm black. I'm not walkin' to the Moon, I'm walkin' to the liquor store.
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Uncle Ruckus : I can't sit here and let y'all badmouth my president. Did any of y'all n---as hear the president when he said Iraq was central to the global war on terror? Or did y'all miss it 'cause he wasn't speakin' in baboon.
