Family Guy (TV Series)

Family Gay (2009)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Asian Son

Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : [while doing his homework]  Darn it!

  Peter Griffin : [comes into Chris' room]  Knock, knock. What's the problem, champ?

  Chris Griffin : Why is math so hard?

  Peter Griffin : You know, it doesn't have to be. One trick I used is turning things into a word problem. For example, if there are three glory holes in the bathroom at the club and 28 guys at the circuit party how many rotations of guys will it take before everybody's had a turn?

  Chris Griffin : I don't know.

  Peter Griffin : Nine with a remainder of Brent.

  Chris Griffin : Oh.

  Peter Griffin : [sings]  Because Brent can't fit in the glory hole and that's why we all like Brent.

  [raspberries twice]