Family Guy (TV Series)

Dog Gone (2009)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Mexican Radio Voice

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• Brian Griffin : You see, I'd thought I start out locally, then try to merge with one of the larger groups.

  Lois Griffin : Oh that's a great idea, Brian. Maybe you could join PETA.

  Peter Griffin : Join me for what?

  Lois Griffin : No, PETA. The organization.

  Peter Griffin : What organization?

  Lois Griffin : PETA.

  Peter Griffin : What?

  Lois Griffin : PETA is an acrynom, Peter.

  Peter Griffin : No, I'm not. I'm Catholic.

  Stewie Griffin : Are we really doing this?

  Lois Griffin : No, Peter. All I'm saying is, maybe if this meeting goes well, Brian could be part of a PETA rally.

  Peter Griffin : Somebody's having a rally for me now?

  Lois Griffin : No, for PETA.

  Peter Griffin : That's me! I'm Peter!

  Lois Griffin : I'm not talking about you, Peter. I'm talking about PETA!

  Peter Griffin : Somebody better have something to say to me pretty damn soon. Or I'll have something to say to them. I'm very busy!

  Chris Griffin : I think Betty White is in PETA.

  Peter Griffin : THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!

• Brian Griffin : OK, so no leads then?

  Consuela : Oh no, no. Doggie out!

  Brian Griffin : What?

  Consuela : Out. Afuera!

  Brian Griffin : What? I live here.

  Consuela : No no, afuera!

  Brian Griffin : Look, I'm just trying to... owww!

  Consuela : Hola?

  Stewie Griffin : Yes, could you please put Brian back on?

  Consuela : No, noooh. D-doggie afuera.

  Stewie Griffin : You're the new housekeeper, aren't you?

  Consuela : Si.

  Stewie Griffin : Well, uh listen, I don't mean to point any fingers. But I'm missing about a thousand dollars in play money.

  Consuela : I take.

  Stewie Griffin : Wh-what? You took it?

  Consuela : Si.

  Stewie Griffin : Well, give it back!

  Consuela : Come get, bitch!

• Lois Griffin : Peter, what are you doing?

  Peter Griffin : She's still here, Lois.

  Lois Griffin : What?

  Peter Griffin : Wasn't she supposed to leave like, two hours ago?

  Lois Griffin : I thought so. Go check and ask her.

  Peter Griffin : I'm not going in there. You go in there.

  Lois Griffin : Uh Consuela. What are you still doing here?

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, we thought you finished cleaning hours ago. What are you still doing here?

  Consuela : I wait for rain to stop.

  Peter Griffin : It's time for you to go home.

  Consuela : No, it's too much rain. I stay.

  Peter Griffin : But it's supposed to rain all night.

  Consuela : Uh... I stay here?

  Peter Griffin : I'm not so sure about that.

  Consuela : I stay here.

• Stewie Griffin : Oh my god he did it he actually killed a dog.

  Meg Griffin : Busted heh! heh!

  Lois : Brian no!

  Meg Griffin : Leave the a little while longer.