Family Guy (TV Series)

Family Goy (2009)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Jewish Boy

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : [a Cutaway featuring Peter's "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" phase]  Peter, you ready for dinner?

  Peter Griffin : [dressed as Parker Lewis]  Oh, that's just like the Parker Lewis episode when Parker Lewis ate dinner.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, nobody cares about your cancelled show.

  Peter Griffin : Lois, Parker Lewis can't lose. Don't even *try* and make him lose 'cause it's just going to be that much more embarrassing for you when you realize that he can't lose.

  Chris Griffin : Would he win in a fight with Batman?

  Peter Griffin : Well, Chris, think about what you're saying; Parker Lewis *Can't lose*. Heretofore, Batman can suck on that.

  Chris Griffin : Suck on that? Suck on this; Tic-Tacs only have one and a half calories!

  Peter Griffin : Well Played.

  Chris Griffin : I love you, Dad.

  Peter Griffin : I love you too, son.

  [They Hug]