The Smurfs (TV Series)

A Loss of Smurf (1986)

Alan Oppenheimer: Vanity Smurf

Quotes 

• Vanity Smurf : Oh, please, please. My fellow Smurfs, I have an extremely important announcement to make. Ahem. I am wearing an extraordinarily, smurfy new hat.

  Smurfs : A new hat?

  Hefty Smurf : A new hat is not important enough for the whole village to assemble.

  Vanity Smurf : I know, but you Smurfs will use any excuse to see me.

  Hefty Smurf : That's the last smurf! Come on!

  [the angry Smurfs close in on Vanity] 

  Vanity Smurf : Oh, how smurfy! You all want a closer look.

• Vanity Smurf : [after being thrown out of the village]  Oh, I thought they only did that to Brainy.

• Papa Smurf : Vanity, what's the meaning of this?

  Vanity Smurf : I'd say I'm not the most popular Smurf anymore. They threw me out of the village just because I have a new hat.

  Papa Smurf : [sighs]  I told you before, Vanity, that you must stop calling emergency assemblies for trivial reasons.

• Vanity Smurf : [after being returned to normal]  But are you sure I look smurfy again?

  Snappy Smurfling : We already told you you do.

  Slouchy Smurfling : Yeah, 97 times.

  Sassette Smurfling : Whaling whales, I think you look smurfier than ever, Vanity.

  Vanity Smurf : Really? Oh, then I better call an emergency assembly so the others can see how wonderful I look.

  Smurfs : Oh, no!

• Vanity Smurf : And in conclusion, my fellow Smurfs, I've learned that life is what you make it... but it helps if you're just naturally good-looking.

  [the annoyed Smurfs all groan] 

  Hefty Smurf : Can't you do something about him, Papa Smurf?

  Papa Smurf : I'm afraid not. You see, Hefty, the more some Smurfs change...

  [Vanity kisses his reflection in his mirror] 

  Papa Smurf : Heh heh heh. The more they stay the same.