Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Day of the Dark Knight! (2009)

Diedrich Bader: Batman, Kilowog

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Quotes 

• Batman : We've just been teleported.

  Green Arrow : [sarcastically]  Ladies and gentlemen, the world's greatest detective.

• Green Arrow : Let's see. I've got 19, 22, 26...

  [seeing Batman with a prisoner over his shoulder] 

  Green Arrow : And so have you. We're tied.

  Batman : As if that really matters.

  Green Arrow : Of course it doesn't.

  Batman : [thinking]  So maybe Green Arrow and I are just a little competitive. It's not like we get carried away with it...

  [seeing another prisoner running away] 

  Batman : ...much.

• Merlin : King Arthur will be most grateful for all you have done. I have no doubt that he will knight you both.

  Green Arrow : Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Why in the world would Arthur knight him? If it wasn't for me, you'd be a statue now.

  Batman : And if it wasn't for me, you'd be dragon jerky.

  Green Arrow : Just can't handle the fact that I showed you up again, can you?

  Merlin : Dark Knight, archer, please.

  Batman : Again?

  Green Arrow : As in always.

  Merlin : This conduct is most unbecoming in candidates for knighthood.

  Batman : As in, in your dreams.

  [with a sigh, Merlin sends them back to their time] 

• Green Arrow : For the record, Bats, it was my arrow that nailed the demon.

  Batman : Nope. Batgrenade took him down.

  Green Arrow : Think your horse needs a rest from carrying that enormous ego?

• Green Arrow : I guess we really do take this competitive thing way too far, huh?

  Batman : Since we took Le Fay down together, when you think about, it, we're still tied, right?

  Green Arrow : Right. And what's wrong with that?

  Batman : [getting into the Batmobile]  Nothing.

  [getting an alert] 

  Batman : Break-in at Bank of Star City.

  Green Arrow : I bet that this baby can get there before your bucket of bolts can.

  Batman : [thinking]  I know, I know. Totally juvenile.

  [out loud] 

  Batman : You're on.

• Batman : If I turn out to be the one, you're not gonna take it personally, are you?

  Green Arrow : Sounds like you're afraid I'm gonna top you again.

  Batman : Again?

  Green Arrow : As in always.

  Batman : As in, in your...

  [seeing an ogre emerge from the water] 

  Batman : ...dreams.

  Merlin : Uh... did I forget to mention the ogres that protect the tower?

  Green Arrow : Ogres? Plural?

  Merlin : Brothers, I'm afraid.

• Merlin : You must forgive the suddenness with which I have brought you here. It was a desperate act by a desperate man. Not long ago, a student of mine, King Arthur's half-sister, Morgaine le Fay, seeking to wrest the throne from our beloved king, gathered her army and attacked Camelot. The Knights of the Round Table fought valiantly, but they were no match for Morgaine's enchantments. Nor, I'm sorry to say, was I. The student had surpassed the master. Camelot fell. All within the castle walls were enscorcelled, transformed into things of stone. And a terrible darkness fell over the land, but hope remains.

  Batman : [seeing an image in the clouds]  The sword in the stone.

  Green Arrow : Excalibur.

  Merlin : I hid it away years ago for just such a purpose. Only Excalibur's magic can defeat Le Fay and restore our king.

  Batman : Then why haven't you used it?

  Merlin : Only the one who is worthy can retrieve it.

  Batman : And this is why you brought us here?

  Green Arrow : Well, don't keep everyone in suspense, doc. Which one of us is the one who is worthy?

  Merlin : The answer, I'm afraid, is not so clear.

• Green Arrow : Okay, doc, where are we?

  Merlin : Better to ask, "When are we?". It is the 5th century A.D., the place is Britain, and I...

  [changing clothes in a puff of smoke] 

  Merlin : ...am Merlin Ambrosius.

  Green Arrow : No, really. Where are we?

  Batman : [Merlin turns GA's arrow into a bird, which flies off]  I'm convinced.

• Merlin : Yonder lies the tower of Excalibur, where the mystic sword is hidden. The time has come for the one who is worthy to enter the tower and pluck Excalibur from the stone. You alone can do this.

  Green Arrow : You alone? Sorry, but the last time I checked, the mystic runes left this one up for debate.

  Batman : [Arrow rides his horse forward]  He's so predictable.

• Batman : [freed from her spell]  Game's over, Le Fay.

  Morgaine le Fey : How?

  Merlin : A gift from an old fool, who perhaps isn't as old or as foolish as we both believed.

• Green Arrow : Well, that's 14 for me, Bats.

  Batman : We're fighting for our lives against a horde of supernatural creatures. This isn't the time for infantile games.

  [taking down a two-headed Clayface-like monster] 

  Batman : Fifteen.

• Batman : [stopping a prison break]  Really, Green Arrow. I can handle this myself.

  Green Arrow : Afraid that I'll show you up again, Bats?

  Batman : Again?

  Green Arrow : As in always.

  Batman : As in, in your dreams.

• Guy Gardner : Zip it, gruesome.

  Batman : Don't agitate the prisoner, Gardner.

  Guy Gardner : What, are you kidding? Agitating's the best part.

• Guy Gardner : Watch it, lunkhead.

  Kilowog : You watch it. You nearly stepped on my prisoner.

  Guy Gardner : [laughing]  That's your prisoner? What'd you use to catch him, a mousetrap or a fly swatter?

  Kilowog : Hey, this poozer's from the planet Kvell.

  Guy Gardner : [in a baby voice, tickling it under its chin]  Ooh, does the mean little criminal need his diaper changed?

  [it spews out an insult] 

  Guy Gardner : [dumping his coffee cup on it]  Go soak your head.

  Batman : Didn't you hear what Kilowog said? He's from Kvell.

  Guy Gardner : And?

  Batman : And when Kvellians interact with any form of liquid, they get...

  [the Kvellian grows to gigantic size] 

  Batman : ...really, really big.

• Batman : [thinking]  When the Green Lantern Corps asked me to join Guy Gardner on his latest assignment, I knew it was because they wanted someone around for cleanup should this hothead create another one of his famous messes. Needless to say, this mission involved a lot of cleaning.

• Batman : Need a hand, Guy?

  Guy Gardner : No.

  [getting grabbed in the Kvellian's giant hand] 

  Guy Gardner : [in a strained voice]  Well, maybe.

• Morgaine le Fey : You?

  Green Arrow : I know, I know. I'm amazing, right?

  Morgaine le Fey : You think your pathetic arrows can stop me?

  Green Arrow : Maybe not, but I'm betting that this will.

  Morgaine le Fey : [he struggles to pull Excalibur from the stone]  Only the one who is worthy can release Excalibur from the stone, and all you're worthy of is failure and death.

  Batman : [moving to help him]  Maybe the one that was worthy is really two.

• Morgaine le Fey : Blood, to me, now.

  Jason Blood : Merlin has released me from your enchantment, Morgaine. He's given me my freedom at last.

  Morgaine le Fey : Idiot. Of what use is freedom to the dead?

  Merlin : [she transforms into a dragon]  Excalibur. It's our only chance.

  Batman : [struggling to remove it]  It won't come out.

  Merlin : Then you're not the one who is worthy?

  Batman : Apparently not.