The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

Billy Burke: Charlie Swan

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Quotes 

• Charlie Swan : [seeing Edward & Jake close to physically fighting each other]  Hey, hey, hey... Easy, guys, easy... Let's take it down a notch, all right? What's going on?

  Jacob Black : [pause]  I kissed Bella.

  [pause] 

  Jacob Black : And she broke her hand.

  [pause] 

  Jacob Black : Punching my face.

  [pause] 

  Jacob Black : It was a complete misunderstanding.

• Charlie Swan : Hey, you want a sandwhich?

  Bella Swan : No, I'm good.

  Charlie Swan : Well, his sister I like.

  Bella Swan : Alice, yeah she's great.

  [scoffs] 

  Bella Swan : ... Hey dad, I was wondering... why didn't you get re-married, after mom?

  Charlie Swan : Uh, I don't know... uh I guess I haven't met the right gal.

  [scoffs] 

  Charlie Swan : why?

  Bella Swan : I don't know. I thought you just maybe gave up on the whole institution of it, of marriage... But do you think theres any value in it?

  Charlie Swan : Yep. Yeah, marriage has value... when your older, much older. Like your mother, uh, seemed to work out fine for her the second time around, later in life.

  Bella Swan : Yeah I guess.

  Charlie Swan : I mean, you definitely don't want to have to get married cause your not... um careful.

  Bella Swan : ...what?

  Charlie Swan : Your know what I'm talking about. Theres... things that you need to think about if your going to be... physically intimate...

  Bella Swan : Okay, don't have "the talk", please.

  Charlie Swan : It's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.

  Bella Swan : I doubt that. And don't bother, cause mom bet you to it like ten years ago.

  Charlie Swan : Well, you didn't have a boyfriend ten years ago.

  Bella Swan : I'm sure things work the same way.

  Charlie Swan : ...alright, so, you guys are taking precaution?

  Bella Swan : Okay, dad, please just don't worry about... that. Edward is... old school.

  Charlie Swan : Old school, great. What's that, like a code for something?

  Bella Swan : Oh my God, dad, I'm a virgin!

  Charlie Swan : Ah, di-di-di-di, okay... glad we covered that.

  Bella Swan : [runs up stairs]  Me too!

  Charlie Swan : Virgin... I'm liking Edward a little more now.

  [Bites sandwhich] 

• Charlie Swan : Super.