Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys (2008 TV Movie)

Mike Smith: Bubbles

Quotes 

• Bubbles : [Sweaty Randy sits in Julian's chair and leave a sweat outline in the chair]  Oh my sweet Jesus. You might get it out with baking soda but the stink, you'll never get that out!

• Bubbles : [Bringing a towel to Ray who's taking a bath in a dumpster]  What happened to your neck Ray?

  Ray : Fucking gulls are biting like crazy Bubs.

  Bubbles : The gulls are biting?

  Ray : Seagulls!

  Bubbles : Seagulls are nipping at ya?

  Ray : Yeah, I got bit twice yesterday by one fucker.

  Bubbles : My God that's greasy.

  Ray : Sometimes life is greasy Bubbles.

• Bubbles : [hearing thunder, to Julian and Ricky]  My God boys hear that? Help me hump these fucking bologna logs to the car please. It's gonna rain horse cocks tonight.

• Bubbles : Mr. Leahy expects me to take care of all the food. Take a guess what it is? Fucking bologna sandwiches. I don't know whether I'm interested in all this fucking dirty dancing bologna sandwich stuff. Fuck bologna sandwiches. Fucking bologna sandwiches.

• Bubbles : We just mind our own business down here at the dump. Nobody comes down here fucking with anybody. I'm just bottling liquor... that's my job. Paid by the hour, no bullshit. Bottling Ray's Good Liquor. It's a dirty, sassy liquor. Ahhh... so sassy.

• Ricky : The fuck is that smell that I smell?

  Bubbles : Its... Sam!

• Bubbles : Boys we might have to do a PLS on them.

  Ricky : A what?

  Bubbles : A Preemptive Liquor Strike!

• Randy : [Being forcibly washed with a garden hose]  Fuck Trinity, I got soap in my eyes!

  Trinity : Suck it up, Mayor McCheese!

  Bubbles : Trin, let the man have what's left of his dignity.

• Bubbles : Get your hands off me! Here, if you're that hungry, take a whole bologna log, take some bread, take some mustard, and go fuck off would ya!