Leverage (TV Series)

The 12-Step Job (2009)

Krista Vendy: Receptionist

Quotes 

• Receptionist : [Alec and Eliot arrived at the clinic and rings the desk bell]  Can I help you?

  Eliot Spencer : You sure can. Here to see a patient of yours - Mr. Tom Baker.

  Receptionist : What is your relationship?

  Eliot Spencer : Why?

  Receptionist : Second Act has a strict policy. Only family members can see patients. We want to make sure outside influences don't hamper our client's recoveries.

  Eliot Spencer : I think that is an excellent policy.

  [Eliot smile flirtingly] 

  Eliot Spencer : I'm Tom's brother.

  [Eliot extends his left hand to shake reception's hand] 

  Eliot Spencer : Hi! Mark.

  [Eliot kisses her hand] 

  Alec Hardison : [Receptionist looks to Alec]  I'm... I'm with him

  [Alec looks to Eliot] 

  Receptionist : So... you're friend of...

  [pointing to both Alec and Eliot] 

  Alec Hardison : [Alec hooking his hand around Eliot's elbow]  I'm... I'm WITH him.

  [Eliot is stunned] 

  Alec Hardison : See, he thinks the flirting makes me jealous but it doesn't.

  [Eliot looking mightly uncomfortable] 

  Alec Hardison : You know, but if he was like Brad Pitt and he was on somebody, oh girl, it would be on - seriously!

  [Alec rings the desk bell] 

  Alec Hardison : Bring your ass!

  [Alec drags Eliot away from the desk] 

  Alec Hardison : Bring - bring your ass!