The IT Crowd (TV Series)

From Hell (2008)

Richard Ayoade: Maurice Moss

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• Roy : You have to learn how to stand up for yourself, man. Okay, let's try something. Let's do some roleplaying, okay? Do you think that would be a good idea?

  Moss : It certainly helped me learn how to buy sandwiches.

• Moss : If someone called me a big ugly builder I'd be furious, and not just because I'm actually an IT consultant.

• Moss : [what he would think if he were the builder]  Revenge would be uppermost on my mind. I'm going to wee on everything. I'm going to taint her abode. I'm going to strain my personal potatoes upon her premisis.