The IT Crowd (TV Series)

Are We Not Men? (2008)

Katherine Parkinson: Jen Barber

Quotes 

• [Jen has just told Michael that she's breaking up with him] 

  Michael : But why? I don't understand, I thought it was going so well. Was it something I did?

  Jen Barber : No, no, it's hard to explain.

  Michael : Tell me, Jen! For God's sake, you owe me that much.

  Jen Barber : You... look like a magician, Michael. Alright? I'm sorry, but you do. I didn't notice it at first but then someone mentioned it and now I can't get it out of my head, it's driving me mad.

  Michael : [confused]  But I'm not a magician.

  Jen Barber : I know! That's why it's not good that you look like one.

  Michael : Well, what is it exactly about me?

  Jen Barber : [incredulous]  It's everything! There's *nothing* about you that doesn't look like a magician. It's everything! Don't you see it? Don't you wake up every morning and look in the mirror and think, "Jesus Christ I look like a magician!"

  Michael : No.

  Jen Barber : Well, you should! I would! If I was a... weirdy, beardy, magicianey man.