It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Nightman Cometh (2008)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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• Mac : [lifts Dennis' legs]  Gimme that leg, boy.

  Dennis Reynolds : No...

  [Frank throws blanket on top of them] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Dude, do you have a boner right now?

  Mac : Shut up, dude. Don't ruin this for me.

• Dennis Reynolds : I was hearing a lot of laughs out there, bro.

  Mac : Laughs are cheap. I'm going for gasps.

• Mac : I've changed my mind, I'm playing the Nightman!

  Dennis Reynolds : Why would you wanna play the Nightman?

  Mac : The Nightman's badass, dude. He has the eyes of a cat and does karate across the stage.

  Charlie Kelly : Where are you getting that from? Karate?

  Mac : I made that up, man. It's gonna be great.

  Dennis Reynolds : This is great. That frees up the Lead Boy role and the Dayman role. I can play both those.

  Charlie Kelly : No, I don't want you guys switching roles. That's not how it works.

  Mac : Hey Frank, you got a guy that does cat eyes?

  Frank Reynolds : [on phone]  I'm already on it.

• Mac : Where's the boy?

  Dennis Reynolds : The boy is gone.

  Mac : You can't tell me what to do.

  Dennis Reynolds : N- I didn't tell you what to- You're skipping a line, dude.

  Mac : Yeah, uh... You can't tell me what to do.

  Dennis Reynolds : You're still skipping the same line.

  Mac : Just move past it 'cause I can't remember...

  Dennis Reynolds : God, it's crazy how much better I am at acting than you.

• Mac : You want me to cross the stage?

  Charlie Kelly : Yes.

  Mac : [starts doing karate]  All right. This is a great opportunity to showcase some skills and, like, just put on a clinic.

  Charlie Kelly : I would rather you didn't.

• Mac : Stage freeze!

  Dennis Reynolds : Don't say stage freeze, just do it.

• Mac : But who versus? Who are we doing it versus?

• Dennis Reynolds : Charlie, I got a question for you. Who's playing this Lead Boy?

  Charlie Kelly : That's gonna be Mac.

  Mac : What? Oh, yeah! Lead, of course.

  Dennis Reynolds : Who's playing the Dayman?

  Charlie Kelly : Well, the Lead Boy becomes the Dayman when he defeats the Nightman, so it's also Mac.

  Mac : Two parts? Oh, yeah!