Little Big Soldier (2010)

Jackie Chan: The Soldier

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Quotes 

• The Soldier : I forgot to tell you, the reward for capturing a live enemy general is land, cash, and exemption from military service. Exemption from military service for life! Only tilling land. No need to go to war.

  the General : There's always a victor in a war. Only when the victor has unified the world will there be true peace so little men like you can lead a regular life.

  The Soldier : You know what? If you hadn't gone to war with us, I could have been living this life right now!

• the General : So tell me, what's your type? Slutty or learned?

  The Soldier : I prefer someone honest. A learned one is fine. She can teach me to read.

• The Soldier : [to his bound captive]  You know, when I was little, I caught a wild boar. My father set it free. Do you know why? It was pregnant. Are you pregnant?

• the General : The tastiest meat is a gorilla's lips. The tastiest fish is the caviar from Eastern Sea.

  The Soldier : No wonder you went to wars. You ate too much.