Castle (TV Series)

Hell Hath No Fury (2009)

Seamus Dever: Kevin Ryan

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Quotes 

• Kevin Ryan : You're telling me you've lived in New York your whole life, and you've never scored a piece of road kill?

  Javier Esposito : "Road kill?"

  Kevin Ryan : It's an accepted practice, bro. You're done with your old stuff, you leave it on the street for those less fortunate. Artists, students, former hedge-fund managers. It's trickle-down economics at its finest.

  Javier Esposito : Yeah, well, I prefer not to be trickled on.

  Kevin Ryan : You know that red couch I have? The one you like so much?

  Javier Esposito : Don't you say it, bro.

  Kevin Ryan : 54th and Lex.

  Javier Esposito : That's gross. Gross. We are never playing Madden at your place again.

• Kate Beckett : The 800 number is registered to a PO box from out of state. We're gonna have to get Cyber to track down the IP, see where it's hosted.

  Richard Castle : Well, what if the IP's out of state, too?

  Javier Esposito : We just coordinate with local PDs.

  Kevin Ryan : If they're willing to cooperate.

  Kate Beckett : Sites like these are designed to evade authorities. We'll get there. It'll just take us some time.

  Richard Castle : [dialing his phone]  Or I could just do it the easy way.

  Female Receptionist : [on phone]  VIP Liasons.

  Kate Beckett : Castle, what are you doing?

  Richard Castle : Hi! My name's Richard. I'm a very generous man looking to arrange a very special date with Tiffany.

  [realizing what he's doing, Beckett chases after him to get him to hang up] 

  Richard Castle : Just give me a call on my phone, which is 347-555-0179. Thank you.

  [he hangs up] 

  Kate Beckett : Castle, you can't just call and arrange a date with a prostitute.

  Richard Castle : Why not?

  Kate Beckett : Because we're the police.

  Richard Castle : No, no, no, no. *You're* the police. I'm just a lonely upscale gentleman looking for a date. Bet I find her first.

• Javier Esposito : [looking at the "VIP Liaisons" website]  Damn! Those are some seriously fine five-star Class-B misdemeanors.

  Kevin Ryan : [to Castle]  Dude, between you and me, you ever pay for it?

  Richard Castle : Are you counting my marriages?

• [Castle and Beckett arrive at the crime scene] 

  Javier Esposito : Detective Beckett. Jack Lifford and Hall Morrison. While moving in, they, uh, see a rolled-up rug sticking out of a dumpster. They figure it's their lucky day. They bring it home, only to find there's a prize inside.

  Kevin Ryan : Dead guy in a rug. Naturally, we thought of you.

  Javier Esposito : Yeah.

  Lanie Parish : .38-caliber. Close range. Killed him instantly.

  Kate Beckett : You got an ID?

  [Lanie shakes her head no] 

  Javier Esposito : Nah, pockets were empty. No wallet. No keys. No jewelry.

  Kevin Ryan : We figured a robbery gone wrong.

  Kate Beckett , Richard Castle : This wasn't a robbery.