- Nugget: Guys, it's not big deal. Like, I have standards, a course. But you two, it's not like you're Calvin Klein models. You know, maybe you should look at this situation a little differently.
- Ron: Are you saying we should be cool with the fact that brain dead bearded women are trying to rape us?
- Nugget: Yeah.
- Peter: We're always chasing after women. Now they're chasing after us. Maybe we should stop running.
- Ron: And just... let them have their way with us?
- Peter: How bad can it be? Beauty is only skin deep, right? Are we that shallow?
- [running away from the zombie-like female rapists]
- Kate: This is your idea? The roof?
- Nugget: Yeah.
- Kate: Why?
- Nugget: There's only one way out. We'll be safe until the helicopters come.
- Kate: Helicopters...?
- Nugget: Yeah, the army should be here soon.
- Kate: Army...?
- Nugget: Yeah, they'll pick us up and then naplam the rest of the city. That's how it works.
- Ron: Please, don't rape me.
- Hot Dog Lady: Rape you? What would I want with a skinny little bugged eye turd like you?
- Ron: Thank God!
- [the guys watch Nugget's footage, just as it starts showing the female mob's rape attempt on Peter]
- Peter: Well, Nugget, I'm mixed. I wanna congratulate you, but at the same time it's a little akward watching my graphic sexual assault over and over.
- Ron: Oh, come on, Peter. You look great, the camera loves you.
- Peter: You think?
- Ron: Oh, yeah.
- Peter: Yeah, I guess.