Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
New Cup (2009)
Jemaine Clement: Jemaine
Quotes
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Jemaine : Our check for the phone bill bounced. Says here, in our bank statement, that our account was short... By $2... and 79 cents... How much was that cup again?
Bret : 2.79.
Jemaine : [smugly] Oh? That's quite interesting, isn't it?... Well, because our check bounced we got charged a $30 overdraft fee. Which made our gas bill bounce.
Bret : Yep, that's boring, man
Jemaine : Yes, but the point is because of your $2.79 spending spree, we now owe $60, and our phone and gas are gonna be cut off.
Bret : [Not listening] Interesting.
[All of the lights go out]
Bret : Ah. We got a letter from the electricity company.
Jemaine : What did it say...?
Bret : ...I didn't read it.
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Murray Hewitt : Bret, you should have a guitar.
Bret : I sold it to pay the bills.
Murray Hewitt : You can't go on like that! Won't it sound weird with just the big guitar that Jemaine plays?
Jemaine : Bass. It's called a bass guitar.
Murray Hewitt : Well, I call it the '"Dad guitar" 'cause it's more like
[deep voice]
Murray Hewitt : "Da da da da - I'm your Dad. Hey Murray, get into the shed and get the mower and do the lawns - de de de." You need Bret's "Mum guitar" to add the beautiful tones.
[high voice]
Murray Hewitt : "Come on, darling, Murray's okay. Why you get home so late, Gordon?"
[deep voice]
Murray Hewitt : "I was just havin' a few beers."
Bret : It'll sound fine.
Murray Hewitt : It won't sound fine, Bret, you've got no guitar!
[Bret plays his air guitar]
Murray Hewitt : I can hardly hear it! You'd have to be deaf to hear that.