"Everybody Hates Chris" Everybody Hates the English Teacher (TV Episode 2008) - Chris Rock as Narrator

Narrator : My English teacher was like a sleeping pill in a skirt.
Narrator : After watching "The Invisible Man", I managed to do in a few hours what it was taking Greg a few days to do.

Greg Wuliger : So how do you like the book so far?

Chris : Oh, it was great. I already turned in my report.

Greg Wuliger : Already turned it in? I'm only, like, halfway through the book. I've never seen you crank out a book report this fast.

Chris : I didn't read the book. I watched the movie.

Greg Wuliger : Wait, what movie?

Chris : "The Invisible Man." You know, the guy drinks the serum, disappears.

Greg Wuliger : Dude, the movie "The Invisible Man" has absolutely nothing to do with the book "Invisible Man." I don't know what you wrote, but whatever it is, you better hope Ms. Rivera doesn't read it.

Narrator : Too bad I didn't write that paper in invisible ink.
Narrator : What Mr. Omar didn't know was that when it came to numbers, Drew was like my father.
Narrator : I didn't think Ms. Rivera had heat vision, but I turned away to protect my eyes just in case.
Narrator : Well, once again, I learned a lesson. I learned that movies can teach you almost as much as books can, but in the process, I lost the best teacher I ever had.

Chris Rock: Narrator