Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Terror on Dinosaur Island! (2008)

Tom Kenny: Plastic Man

Quotes 

• Plastic Man : [after taking the shape of a shovel and being used to scoop animal poop]  Why does this kind of stuff never happen to Superman?

• Batman : Grodd's hideout.

  Plastic Man : Look at all those luxury yachts. Grodd must have stolen a fortune. And I bet it's all stashed in there.

  Batman : We are here to stop whatever Grodd has planned. Don't get any funny ideas.

  Plastic Man : Oh, no, I'm cool. Let's go. We're taking Grodd down. Hard.

  Batman : Not so fast. Grodd will have this whole valley wired with cameras, trip wires, and sensors.

  Plastic Man : They didn't call me the Eel for nothing. Try to keep up, huh?

• Batman : Dinosaur Island. A mysterious land that exists outside of time, where the normal laws of nature don't apply.

  Plastic Man : What makes you say that?

  Batman : The dinosaur.

• Batman : Forget the money.

  Plastic Man : Got it. Save the money.

• Plastic Man : [taking the shape of a shovel, he realizes Grodd's minions are approaching a pile of animal poop]  Oh, boy. This is not happening. This is not happening!

• Plastic Man : Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 'Cause I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns. Stealing a boat.

  Batman : It's Gorilla Grodd.

  Plastic Man : It's messed up is what it is.

• Plastic Man : Man, this place is insane. An island full of dinosaurs? Wish I had my camera.

• Batman : Thanks for the assist, Fire.

  Plastic Man : Nice work, team.

  [seeing Fire] 

  Plastic Man : Ooh. Hello, sugar.

  Batman : [clearing his throat]  Ahem. Where is it?

  Plastic Man : Where is what, Bats?

  Batman : The money.

  Plastic Man : Oh, yeah, the money.

  Batman : [opening the shorts of his leotard, the money falls out]  The rest of it.

  Plastic Man : Oh, come on. No finder's fee?

• Plastic Man : What? You're not still mad about the money thing, are you? Oh, come on. Give me another chance.

  Batman : Tell me one reason why I should.

  Plastic Man : Because it's your fault I became Plastic Man in the first place.

  [narrating over flashbacks] 

  Plastic Man : You remember, don't you, Bats? I was a lowlife crook named Eel O'Brian working in Kite Man's gang. But even I didn't deserve what happened that night.

  Batman : Jig's up, Kite Man.

  [as Batman and Kite Man fight, O'Brian tries to make off with the money; getting hit with a batarang, he falls into a vat of chemicals] 

  Plastic Man : [return to the present]  Those chemicals turned me into the freak I am today. The only reason you ever helped me is because you feel guilty.

  Batman : There are no happy endings to a life of crime, O'Brian. You made your choice. It's up to you to make the best of it.

• Plastic Man : Come on, Bats. I made a mistake. One tiny, little mistake.

  Batman : You were trying to keep that stolen money for yourself.

  Plastic Man : Well, yeah. But give me a break, will you?

  Batman : I stuck my neck out for you, O'Brian. With the judge, the parole board, the League.

  Plastic Man : How long are you gonna hold that over me? You know, I didn't ask for you to help me out. What, are you my dad or something? You're not the boss of me. Batman, if I wanted to feel guilty, I could just call my mom...

  Batman : [thinking, as his finger hovers over the eject button]  Just the tap of my finger.