- Jack Cucchiaio: This lunatic has been attacking me all night, he's just broken into my house, and I need a squad car here right now... Okay, this is going to sound ridiculous... but, he's got - a spoon- b-but it hurts like hell, and - hello? Hello?... Fuck.
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- Narrator: Some murders takes seconds. Others take minutes. Some murders take hours. Now, this murder... takes years.
- The Doctor: I'm sorry Jack, but there's just no way to determine that these wounds aren't self-inflicted.
- Jack Cucchiaio: They are not self-inflicted!