Red vs. Blue (TV Series)
Reconstruction: Chapter 1 (2008)
Shannon McCormick: Washington
Quotes
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Pvt. Dick Simmons : The other Freelancers never gave orders, they just offered to trade favors.
Agent Washington : Okay, then let's bargain. What do you want?
Sgt. Dexter Grif : [conferencing] Three words guys:...
Sarge : New base...
Sgt. Dexter Grif : ...gold-plated vagina.
Pvt. Dick Simmons : Shut up.
Sarge : Lasers.
Pvt. Dick Simmons : Always with that.
Sgt. Dexter Grif : Nudie mags.
Sarge : Robots and lasers. Lasers, and robots.
Sgt. Dexter Grif : Milkshake.
Sarge : All right, we talked about it, and we figured out what we want.
Agent Washington : All right, let's have it.
Sarge : We want you to demote Grif.
Agent Washington : Done.
Pvt. Dexter Grif : *What?*
Pvt. Dick Simmons : Another wasted opportunity.
Agent Washington : Congratulations. You are now *Private* Grif again.
Sarge : Got anything lower?
Agent Washington : Private, *Junior* Grif?
Sarge : I was thinkin' something with an insulting adjective, or... maybe a demeaning adverb...
Agent Washington : How about Minor *Junior* Private Grif, negative first class?
Sarge : Heh heh, I like the way you think.
Mnr. Jr. Pvt. Dexter Grif, -1st Class : You realize you just doomed us to certain death just so you could insult me, right?
Sarge : Hey, if we do get killed at least we'll go out on a high note. Well, everybody but you. That's to be expected; you haven't had a high note in five years! Why break the goddamn streak?
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Agent Washington : That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Not my fault. Someone built a wall in my way.
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Agent Washington : Don't let her get away!
Pvt. Leonard L. Church : Hey Caboose, she's on our team and you should help her.
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Ok.
[accidentally shoots her]
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Uh. She got in the way while I was trying to help her.
Pvt. Leonard L. Church : We're good.
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Agent Washington : Apparently Command already has a shortcut on their keyboard for recording all Caboose's team kills.
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Agent Washington : You have got to be the most immature soldiers I've ever met.
Sgt. Dexter Grif : Your face is immature.
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Agent Washington : And they can bring down the one responsible for what was done to Alpha... and to me and to my friends. They can take down the Director.
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Agent South Dakota : What are you gonna do Wash? Shoot m...
Agent Washington : [shoots South] Yes.
Pvt. Leonard L. Church : Dude, you are one cold motherfucker.
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Agent Washington : They said we could use this base if we want.
Pvt. Leonard L. Church : [Sarcastically] Wow. An empty concrete base? Is it our birth-day?
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : I want cake.