Family Guy (TV Series)
I Dream of Jesus (2008)
Chris Cox: Waiter, Passerby, Crowd
Quotes
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Peter Griffin : [at a 1950s-themed diner, a waiter removes "Surfin' Bird" from the jukebox] Hey, what's the big idea?
Waiter : This song's from the 1960s. It shouldn't be in this jukebox.
Peter Griffin : [before the waiter can throw it away] W-Wait, can I have that record? I love that song. I'll let you have sex with my daughter.
Waiter : I don't know. Let's see what your daughter looks like.
Peter Griffin : She's, uh...
[glancing at Meg, he then points to a hotter-looking girl at the counter]
Peter Griffin : ...right there.
Waiter : Okay, I'll do her. But can you tell her to cry and beg me to stop?
Peter Griffin : [taking the record] I think that can be arranged.