Lost in Austen (TV Mini Series)

Episode #1.4 (2008)

Elliot Cowan: Mr Darcy

Quotes 

• Mr. Darcy : I love you. I have followed you to this infernal place because I would follow you anywhere. I would harrow Hell to be with you!

• Mr. Darcy : [In note]  Not one heartbeat do I forget.

• Mr. Darcy : [Bursts into room]  Ah! Well met, well met! Bingley, Miss Lydia and I have just now returned from the opera...

  Mr. Bingley : Darcy.

  Mr. Darcy : ...And the problem with the opera of course, is one cannot...

  Mr. Bingley : Sir, will you have done? Your subterfuge is well-meaning but it is puerile and demeans us all. There is no opera in Hammersmith. You've just arrived from god-knows-where, that much is plain.

• Mr. Darcy : Are my wits disordered by opium? Where is this dreadful place?

  Amanda Price : This is London. My London.

• Elizabeth Bennet : Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy of Pemberley? I am your wife.

  Mr. Darcy : I do not recall marrying you, Madam. I think I would have noticed if I had.

  Elizabeth Bennet : We have been married nearly 200 years.

• Mr. Darcy : The gentleman on the bath-chair. I have seen his likeness. Tinky Winky.

• Michael : What do you mean Darcy? Darcy's some ponce in a book! Some todger-twitching nancy boy!

  Mr. Darcy : What is this curious peron? Is it some sort of village idiot... or a clown?

• Mr. Darcy : Miss Price.

  Amanda Price : Yes. We should celebrate. You asked me a question and I answered it. And we didn't have an argument about it.

  Mr. Darcy : I did not ask you a question. I made an observation, 'Miss Price'. The confirmation of your identity was entirely superfluous. As a result we are now arguing about it. And therefore, you are wrong.

  Amanda Price : That's so sweet. You're actually trying to make me laugh.

  Mr. Darcy : Yes. It shall not occur again.

  Amanda Price : And you're smiling.

  Mr. Darcy : No, no. I only smile in private... when nobody is looking.

• Amanda Price : This physician of yours, Mr. Darcy, can he do stitches?

  Mr. Darcy : Stitches? He is not a dressmaker!

• Mr. Darcy : How *dare* you lay violent hands upon Miss Price!