Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

A Good Opportunity (2009)

Jemaine Clement: Jemaine

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• Bret : We want to fire you as our manager.

  Murray Hewitt : What? What? What's your reasoning, Bret?

  Bret : You spend all your time on the crazy dogggz...

  Jemaine : ...And you don't really spend any time on us.

  Murray Hewitt : Before you came to me, you were poor and you had no gigs. Now look at you.

  Bret : We're poor and we've got no gigs.

  Jemaine : We're slightly poorer.

  Murray Hewitt : Really?

  Jemaine : Yeah, Bret's only got one shoe.

• Murray Hewitt : Stuff you Jemaine, and stuff you Bret! And stuff you again Jemaine!

  Jemaine : Why did I get double stuffed?

• Jemaine : Women love weaving. They love to weave.

  Bret : No, weaving is a man's game.

  Jemaine : Bret, you put a woman in front of a weaving machine and just watch her go.

  Bret : No, honestly my dad weaves, my grandfather was a weaver.

  Jemaine : I thought your dad was a sheep lawyer.

  Bret : Yeah, during the day, but at night he weaves a lot. I come from a family of weavers.

  Jemaine : I've never seen a man weave.

  Bret : I love weaving. I'm weaving at the moment, making a pair of trousers.

• Bret : Women's rights.

  Jemaine : No, that's more of a man's thing, isn't it?

  Bret : No, definitely a woman's thing.

  Jemaine : Nah, my father's a women's rights activist.

  Bret : Your dad?

  Jemaine : Yeah.

  Bret : Not your mum?

  Jemaine : No. Mum, no. Dad wouldn't allow that. No way.

• Bret : [from a deleted scene, over the phone]  Hi, I'm wondering if you have any gigs available?... Wondering if you have any gigs available?... Gigs. Gigs. For a band?... Yeah... A band. We're a band. A band?... Yeah. Uh... A- a bowl of tuna salad?... Great, okay, um... it's Bret. B...

  [He pronounces "r" as "ah"] 

  Bret : R... R... R... R!... R!...

  Jemaine : There's too many 'r' s...

  Bret : Ah- Ah-rr... E-T. Yes... That's... OK, that's good.

  Jemaine : [quietly]  And Jemaine...

  Jemaine : Yes, Jemaine is the other guy. Jemaine. Jemaine. Ah, don't- don't worry, just- just use my name... You'll meet him tonight.