- Chris: I think I'm going to get Tasha to be my girlfriend.
- Greg Wuliger: Wow, what a coincidence.
- Chris: How's that?
- Greg Wuliger: I think I'm gonna get Janet Jackson to be my girlfriend and once we both achieve the impossible, we can go on a double date.
- Narrator: I found out pretty quickly that getting a girlfriend was a lot easier than keeping her happy.
- Greg Wuliger: [to Chris] Hey, what happened to you yesterday? We were supposed to go see "Lethal Weapon."
- Chris: Oh, I was out with Tasha.
- Greg Wuliger: Oh. Well, do you want to go see it today?
- Chris: I can't.
- Greg Wuliger: Why, you got to go to work?
- Chris: No, me and Tasha are going down to Al B. Square to get matching T-shirts made.
- Narrator: More like matching blouses.
- Chris: Then we're going to the photo booth to get pictures and then we're gonna get something to eat.
- Greg Wuliger: I knew this was going to happen.
- Chris: What?
- Greg Wuliger: Don't you see? She's taking over your life. She's got you running around in matching clothes. It's like you're a life-size Ken doll.
- Narrator: I have one thing Ken doesn't.
- Tasha: [to Chris] Hey, honey. Hey, Greg.
- Chris: What are you doing here?
- Tasha: I was thinking we could go to the movies, you know, maybe see "Fatal Attraction" with Yvette and Rhonda
- Chris: I got to work.
- Tasha: No, you don't. I told Doc you weren't coming in today because I had plans.
- Chris: What? You can't just go to my job and tell them I'm not coming in.
- Tasha: Why not?
- Chris: 'Cause I can't just go to your school and say, "She's not coming in because I got plans."
- Tasha: What are you trying to say?
- Chris: Why is it that whenever I want to do something, it has to wait till tomorrow, but whenever you want to do something, it has to happen right now?
- Tasha: What does that have to do with anything?
- Narrator: Welcome to Women's Logic 101.
- Tasha: [to Chris] You're the one who said you wanted me to be your girlfriend.
- Chris: Well, maybe I was better off alone.
- Tasha: Are you saying you're breaking up with me?
- Chris: Let me make this perfectly clear. Yes. I want to break up with you.
- Tasha: What? You think you can just say good-bye, walk away and it's over?
- Chris: Yeah. Watch. Bye.
- [walks off]
- Narrator: After everything I'd been through with Tasha and as crazy as she acted, she really did have a point. Breaking up over one fight wasn't worth it. And if she didn't think it was over, then it wasn't over.
- Tasha: Oh, Chris.
- Chris: Hey. I was mad earlier.
- Tasha: I noticed.
- Chris: It's not that I want to break up with you. I just think we need to get clear about some things.
- Tasha: Like what?
- Chris: First of all, you cannot cancel my work so we can go hang out.
- Tasha: Okay.
- Chris: And I'm sorry that I overreacted. I'm new to this relationship stuff.
- Tasha: Okay.
- Chris: Good.
- [tries to kiss Tasha, but she pushes him away]
- Chris: What's wrong?
- Tasha: I am breaking up with you.
- Chris: I thought you said that we were still together.
- Tasha: Until I said we were breaking up. We're breaking up. See ya. Wouldn't want to be ya.
- Narrator: Me, either.