Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Tasha (2009)

Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger

Quotes 

• Chris : I think I'm going to get Tasha to be my girlfriend.

  Greg Wuliger : Wow, what a coincidence.

  Chris : How's that?

  Greg Wuliger : I think I'm gonna get Janet Jackson to be my girlfriend and once we both achieve the impossible, we can go on a double date.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Hey, what happened to you yesterday? We were supposed to go see "Lethal Weapon."

  Chris : Oh, I was out with Tasha.

  Greg Wuliger : Oh. Well, do you want to go see it today?

  Chris : I can't.

  Greg Wuliger : Why, you got to go to work?

  Chris : No, me and Tasha are going down to Al B. Square to get matching T-shirts made.

  Narrator : More like matching blouses.

  Chris : Then we're going to the photo booth to get pictures and then we're gonna get something to eat.

  Greg Wuliger : I knew this was going to happen.

  Chris : What?

  Greg Wuliger : Don't you see? She's taking over your life. She's got you running around in matching clothes. It's like you're a life-size Ken doll.

  Narrator : I have one thing Ken doesn't.