The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lost Verizon (2008)

Karl Wiedergott: Australian Barfly

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Millhouse, I hold in this hand Denis Leary's cellphone, and in this hand, the phone numbers of bars around the world. Let's start with Hawaii.

  Various : Aloha!

  Bart Simpson : Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya, last name Normousbutt.

  Various : Hang on, I'll check. Uh, has anyone here seen Maya Normousbutt?

  Various : I've got a Drew P. Wiener here? Anyone expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hand a Drew P. Weiner.

  Various : Better put it down, then, mate!

  [patrons laughing] 

  Various : Yeah? I shall inquire. Is there a Mr. Myfriendsaregay, first name Allof? Attention, everyone. Allof Myfriendsaregay?

  [Bart and Millhouse laugh] 

  Various : Wait a minute. If I ever get ahold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor.