The Simpsons (TV Series)

Dangerous Curves (2008)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Hey, knock it off back there.

  Homer Simpson : But we're married.

  Bart Simpson : All right, but keep it PG.

  Homer Simpson : How about R?

  Bart Simpson : PG-13.

  Homer Simpson : Whoo-hoo! Adult situations!

• Homer Simpson : Here we are.

  Bart Simpson : A log cabin? What am I, Davy Crockett? - Also, who's Davy Crockett?

  Homer Simpson : Kids, this place has very special memories for your mother and me.

  Bart Simpson : Well, leaving right now will become a special memory for me!

  [Lisa chuckles] 

  Marge Simpson : [sing-song]  They have a pedal car.

  Bart Simpson : [sing-song]  Pedal cars suck.

  Lisa Simpson : [sing-song]  They're worse than walking.

  Homer Simpson : [sing-song, to Lisa]  I'll put a hundred bucks in your college fund.

  Lisa Simpson : [sing-song]  I'll take ten bucks now!

  Homer Simpson : [sing-song]  I'll steal it back when you're sleeping!

  [gives Bart and Lisa $10 each] 

• Bart Simpson : I'm cuckoo for killing things.