The Simpsons (TV Series)

Wedding for Disaster (2009)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : So if you weren't married, does that mean I'm a bastard?

  Lisa Simpson : You were born when they were married, so in the literal sense, no. But in the sense of someone being angry at you, yes.

• Lisa Simpson : This doesn't make sense. Dad would never leave an open wings bar. And he loves mom and us, yadda yadda yadda.