The Simpsons (TV Series)

Wedding for Disaster (2009)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Well, forget it, padre. We don't need a piece of paper to tell us we're happy. Me and the old lady have our own thing going on.

  Marge Simpson : Who are you calling an old lady?

  Homer Simpson : I need that paper, quick!

• Bart Simpson : If you don't want us to tell, you're gonna have to pay.

  Patty Bouvier : Pay what?

  Bart Simpson : Don't ask me. She's the brains. I'm the thing that's not the brains.

• [Marge is planning a second wedding to Homer] 

  Marge Simpson : I want every table to have two baskets of bread but only one plate of butter. That will stimulate conversation.

  Homer Simpson : What if we...

  Marge Simpson : There is no "we" in "wedding"!

  Homer Simpson : But there is, Marge, the first two letters!

  Marge Simpson : I can't believe you're ruining the second Thursday before the wedding!